Being a suave and sophisticated, worldly gentleman I know how to show a lady a good time. This is how a female acquaintance and I happened to find ourselves in KFC one evening in the Gateshead MetroCentre. KFC is of course the imported American fried chicken fast food outlet that used to be called Kentucky Fried Chicken (which was shortened presumably to fit better on the buckets). The entire operation lorded over by the jolly face of Colonel Sanders… Whoever he is. Nobody “does” chickens like the colonel apparently, well we all know about those Southern states don’t we? Now I must be honest, this wasn’t the first time we had visited. Far from it, we have in fact visited several times which I feel lends this review a certain authority that could otherwise be lacking. (more…)